howellsbutt:

"can i have some of your fries?"

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(via annulet)

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: 1adorablebadass, via grilledcheezed)

laugh-until-you-drop:

if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else

(Source: laughing420, via youcantescapeyouself)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via happiest)